Eau de Toilette

Our "potty" experience in Japan has been interesting to say the least.  Sometimes we have found ourselves staring for a long time at a toilet trying to figure out:

1) how to use it

and

2) how to flush it

For example, take this toilet below, we call it a SQUATTY POTTY and none of us enjoy using them.... too messy!  But this style of toilet is the traditional Japanese toilet style.  Many places outside of Tokyo only use this potty.  If you want a potty like we are used to in the states, it is called a "western" potty and you have to search for a sign on the door that actually reads, "western style".... giddy-up.

However, whenever there is a "western style potty" you frequently find it paired with the following sign:

This is to be sure you recogize it is not to be used as you would use a "squatty potty".

Now the other dilema we experience is flushing.  You see this handle, you know what to do.

The problem is, sometimes there is no handle, instead there is a side arm full of buttons.  Luckily the side arm pictured here has its functions written in English. 

What about this little ditty?  When I saw it with the picture of a hand, I figured it was to show me it was a sensor to flush the toilet.  I waved my hand in front of it, heard a flushing noise, but NOTHING HAPPENED.  I repeated this maneuver over and over, but the same thing would happen... a flush sound, but no flush.  I soon realized it was a sensor for a PRIVACY SOUND... its only purpose is to make a noise so that no one in the restroom hears your personal business.  Wow.  Where did I find this ditty?  In Mc Donald's!  Yes, this feature is so common, it is found in a public Mc Donald's restroom.  Privacy noise makers are common, not fancy.

Here's a toilet, without a back flusher, and without a side arm, or a senor. 

How would you flush it?

It is located at one of our favorite restaurants, Monsoon.  For the past year and a half I never flushed the toilet, because I could not figure out how to flush it.... until recently...

Finally they posted a sign to explain!

A ha!

Or how about this potty that has water that comes out of the top for washing your hands afterwards?  It seems a little gross, but when there is no other sink, what else can you do?

                            

                 

Then I came across another toilet without a back flusher on our Mt. Fuji hike.  There was no floor button either.  I just about gave up trying to flush it when I heard Shailey in the next stall over say to me, "Mom, do you know how to flush this toilet?" 

"No!"

She giggled. "Look for a water gun hose thingy on the wall. It is for squirting your waste down into the toilet hole.  I have seen this one before."  Wow.  This potty wins for CRAZY FLUSHER... but it was kind of fun.  I think Jonas would love this kind of potty.

Enough with the Potty Talk!